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  • When someone walks slower than me:

    omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma

  • When someone walks faster than me:

    jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt

  • When someone walks at the same pace as me:

    who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

  • two female characters:

    share a deep and loving friendship, kiss, flirt, die/fight for each other.

  • fandom:

    yeah but shouldn't jump to conclusions! you're reading too much into it! why do people want to see lesbians everywhere jeez. their friendship is beautiful as it is.

  • two male characters:

    share the same room with other characters

  • fandom:

    OH MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT HOW GAY THEY ARE THEY ARE SO IN LOVE LOOK AT THE WAY THEIR EYES MEET SO GAY

rainnecassidy:

stardust-rain:

dollygale:

brandx:

dorianthewellendowed:

jimmyfury:

zarabithia:

queerhawkeye:

beanarie:

Yeeeees? And?

I’m taking this as a compliment to Elementary.

LOL.

Not Featuring A Dude Who Makes Rape Jokes is `100% a compliment.

Not mayo on white bread.

Not a show helmed by a dude so racist he regurgitates Yellow Peril conspiracy theories circa 1898.

Not a show that reduces WOC to antagonistic shrews/wilting lotus flowers but rather casts a WOC in the lead to totally pwn a white British supervillain that tries to reduce her to a ‘mascot’

Not a show that constantly queerbaits its viewers and mocks them for daring to interpret the characters as anything other than cishet men.

a show featuring 100% canon trans and gay characters that handles them like real human beings
a show that turns misogynistic tropes on their heads
a show that calls its white male protagonists out on his shit
a show with an adaptation of sherlock who praises women
a show with flawless writing that showcases how women actually act
do i really need to go on

not a show that features orientalist ~chinese music~ every time joan watson is on screen

not a show that fetishizes lesbian women and has them fall for the straight white man

Clearly I need to be watching this show.

(Source: winston5mith)

  • Glamour UK:

    What do you get riled up about in a feminist context?

  • Gillian Anderson:

    A lot. I have feminist bones and when I hear things or see people react to women in certain ways I have very little tolerance.

  • Glamour UK:

    But don't you feel sorry for modern men? Not knowing whether they should help us with our bags and open doors for us or whether we'll see it as an affront?

  • Gillian Anderson:

    No. I don't feel sorry for men.

andbrittlebones:

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

Wedding in 10 days. 

Potential trial in 12 days. 

Definite trial in 19 days. 

I’m supposed to care about school but I really, really don’t. 

As soon as this wedding is over, I am going to sleep for like four days straight (unless I have a trial the Monday after — then I only get one day of sleep). 

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